pregnantseinfeld:
“me getting chased out of a mensa meeting
”

pregnantseinfeld:

me getting chased out of a mensa meeting 

karnalesbian:

patriciavetinari:

images-that-are-only-cursed:

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That’s not a cursed image

Chess v2.001 Patch Notes

- Fuck pawns knights bishops and kings

- Rooks go hog wild

3rdfloorwestside:

lesbwian:

tbh when Jameela Jamil was calling these celebrities the fuck out and she said “How much money do you need? Really how much money do you need? How much money do any of these huge influencers who are worth millions or billions sometimes… How much more?” i felt that in my bones

When she called the Kardashians “double agents for the patriachry” for profiting off a patriarchal narrative and selling women self consciousness, I felt that on a spiritual level.

midnight-summerx:

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‘Young Priestess’ - William Adolphe Bouguereau

lacepantsu:
“ coolyo294:
“isabelle plans her coup d’etat
”
LIKE and REBLOG if you would support her bloody revolution
”

lacepantsu:

coolyo294:

isabelle plans her coup d’etat 

LIKE and REBLOG if you would support her bloody revolution

A get-rich slow scheme

porterdavis:

$10 in quarters for $9.80 with free shipping.

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aisandetsarepeopletoo:

seafucker:

girls writing poetry are always like “i fed my blood to the coyotes i reached inside of myself and tore out my own lungs” and i’m always like damn u good? Mood tho

men writing poetry be like “cigarettes”

bee-cowboy:
“ closet-keys:
“…what the fuck is Tumblr doing right now?? why is this woman’s face the background between posts on my dash???
”
That’s Ms. Tumblr
”

bee-cowboy:

closet-keys:

…what the fuck is Tumblr doing right now?? why is this woman’s face the background between posts on my dash??? 

That’s Ms. Tumblr

frozen-nips:

trashboat:

pemsylvania:

i just tried to take a mint like a fucking ibuprofen

you snorted a mint?

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